
I don’t know where this is from, but I had to post it.
It’s one thing to reconcile the knowledge that the women we see in ads and magazines represent a very few whose particular body type is neither attainable nor even desirable for the majority; that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. But when even the models themselves are deemed to be so far from acceptable… this tragedy runs deep.
Muscle Gain 05.25.12: Cardio (Mini Triathlon Edition)
Pre-breakfast. Intended to just do HIIT on the treadmill but thought I’d shake it up. Running’s obviously not my strong suit :P
Tracked a workout for 314 pts
- Rowing (machine):
- 0:10:00 || 2 km (+183 pts)
- Cycling (stationary):
- 0:11:00 || 5 km (+85 pts)
- Running (treadmill):
- 0:06:00 || 1 km (+46 pts)
Muscle Gain 05.24.12: Shoulders
Tried my hand at push presses for the first time today. Looking forward to more :)
Tracked a workout for 390 pts
- Seated Dumbbell Shoulder Press:
- 12.5 lb x 15 reps (+33 pts)
- 25 lb x 5 reps (+28 pts)
- 25 lb x 5 reps (+28 pts)
- 25 lb x 5 reps (+28 pts)
- 25 lb x 5 reps (+28 pts)
- 25 lb x 5 reps (+28 pts)
- Seated Side Lateral Raise:
- 7.5 lb x 12 reps (+11 pts)
- 7.5 lb x 12 reps (+11 pts)
- 7.5 lb x 12 reps (+11 pts)
- 7.5 lb x 12 reps (+11 pts)
- Front Cable Raise:
- 17.5 lb x 8 reps (+11 pts)
- Push Press:
- 33 lb x 15 reps (+40 pts)
- 38.5 lb x 12 reps (+40 pts)
- 38.5 lb x 12 reps (+40 pts)
- 44 lb x 12 reps (+42 pts)
As I unloaded the plates after finishing my leg presses:
- Random Guy: How'd you get so strong?
- Me: <awkward pause, half laugh> Are you making fun of me?
- Guy: No, have you been working out for long?
- Me: Been weight training for maybe 8 months. Gotta hustle. And drink protein shakes.
- Guy: Well, you move more than my friend can and he's been at it for 5 years. He parties too much, though.
- Guy's Friend: <just arriving> I what?
- Me: Keep up the good work! <awkward thumbs up; quickly move on to my next exercise...>
Muscle Gain 05.23.12: Legs + Cardio
Pretty big one today. Working hard despite the huge hit to my calories (and especially carbs) that my attempt to cut has taken. Added some cardio that I don’t usually do, increased the weight on my lunges, and did a 5x5 thing with my leg presses.
Shoulders tomorrow!
Tracked a workout for 1,034 pts
- Leg Press:
- 160 lb x 20 reps (+35 pts)
- 250 lb x 10 reps (+42 pts)
- 325 lb x 5 reps (+46 pts)
- 325 lb x 5 reps (+46 pts)
- 325 lb x 5 reps (+46 pts)
- 325 lb x 5 reps (+46 pts)
- 325 lb x 5 reps (+46 pts)
- 250 lb x 15 reps (+45 pts)
- Barbell Lunges:
- 50 lb x 20 reps (+47 pts)
- 50 lb x 20 reps (+47 pts)
- 50 lb x 20 reps (+47 pts)
- super set with jump squats
- Jump Squat (Toyotas):
- 15 reps (+14 pts)
- 15 reps (+14 pts)
- 15 reps (+14 pts)
- super set with barbell lunges
- Stiff-Legged Barbell Deadlift:
- 70 lb x 12 reps (+67 pts)
- 70 lb x 12 reps (+67 pts)
- 70 lb x 12 reps (+67 pts)
- 70 lb x 12 reps (+67 pts)
- super set with calf raises
- Seated Calf Raise:
- 80 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)
- 80 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)
- 80 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)
- 80 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)
- super set with stiff-legged deadlifts
- Cycling (stationary):
- 0:30:00 || 6.8 mi (+155 pts)
Eating Clean
I’m a bit lost when it comes to officially “cutting”, but I’m really ready to trim down some of the excess I’ve put on over the past few months of my Muscle Gain program. Going to keep weight training as I have been, increase my cardio, be truly diligent about staying hydrated (80oz of water and < 1500mg sodium per day), and stick to the following guidelines. Once I’m happy with my results (6 weeks?) I’ll increase my calories back to maintenance, and work whole grains, some dairy, and alcohol back in, but hopefully the rest can ultimately be a lifestyle!
1,400 calories; 25% carbs, 40% protein; 35% fat
Unlimited:
-leafy green vegetables
-peppers, zucchini, asparagus, broccoli, etc.
-poultry
-egg whites
-protein powder (isolate or casein)
Once a Day Tops
-whole egg
-simply bar
-nuts and seeds
-berries
-black coffee
-unsweetened almond milk
-oils (olive and coconut)
5-6x per Week
-avocado
-oats
3-4x per Week
-fish
-quinoa
-coconut milk
-starchy vegetables (sweet potato, carrots, peas)
-high glycemic fruit (banana, mango, grapes)
1-2x per Week
-red meat (steak and pork)
Cheats <— really try to avoid
-dairy
-grains
-butter
-sugar / sweeteners
-legumes (beans, peanuts, etc.)
-alcohol
Never
-heavily processed “foods”
-soda / pop
-juice
Muscle Gain 05.22.12: HIIT
Tracked a workout for 148 pts
- Running (treadmill):
- 0:15:00 || 1.6 mi (+148 pts)
- HIIT: 30-45 sec intervals @ 10 mph x 8
Food Truck Eats at Peller Estates Winery in Niagara-on-the-Lake! 16 food trucks paired with 16 wines! Just a few highlights:
Hank Daddy’s BBQ: Pulled Pork Parfait <— YES.
El Gastronomo Vagabundo: “Drunken Monkey” - banana fritter with smoked chocolate and tequila ice cream and candied jalapenos.
Gourmet Bitches: Cod Ceviche with papaya and cucumber
Roaming Buffalo: “WTF Burger” - 1/4lb burger with crunch peanut butter and bacon jam (not sure I’ll ever have another burger without peanut butter…)
Cupcake Diner: Red Velvet and Banana Coconut

